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Pyrosan is a furfag on Bad Devil, wowie.

He has a waifu list and all of his waifus are not for sale. If you steal any of his waifus he will call his lawyer and make you sign a Microsoft Word document that says you're not a cash money type of dude.

Loadouts
At least three of his loadouts can be classified as "hella gay." But he totally isn't gay though, totally. Just because they're all hot pink and have sexual item names doesn't mean that he wants it in the rear. Probably.

Horrible chat jokes
Everytime he joins the game he'll be sure to let you know with a shit joke in chat. Did he just kill you? Get ready for a shit joke. He wants attention? Guess what he does, makes a shit joke in chat.